Here, I will be posting my Facebook updates detailing the Bailout Drama…from my skewed point of view.

Brian wonders why the Senate passed a bill to bailout/rescue Wall Street for $700 Billion, but didn’t even consider passing one for me. Gonna call my Senator…
Thursday, October 02, 2008 2:29 PM

Brian is waiting on the Senate to determine if they will consider giving me my own $700 Billion Bailout again…with added measures like rum imports & wooden arrows.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008 5:36 PM

Brian wonders if someone will come up with an alternative solution to not giving me my own $700 Billion Bailout plan. :cough: Mike Huckabee :cough:
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 6:55 PM

Brian just might now have a slim chance at that non-existant $700 Billion Bailout for himself as the House has voted not to give it to the banks.
Monday, September 29, 2008 3:28 PM

Brian found out that no one in the government paid any attention to his needing his own $700 Billion Bailout…bah humbug.
Monday, September 29, 2008 1:45 PM

Brian will find out tommorrow morning if Congress has decided to give him his own $700 Billion Bailout. Keeping those fingers crossed!
Sunday, September 28, 2008 2:05 PM

Brian is still begging the government for his own $700 Billion Bailout. Sounds like congress is in session about it now. I sure hope they’ll give it to me!
Sunday, September 28, 2008 2:52 AM

Brian is begging the government for his own $700 Billion Bailout. Think I have a chance?
Saturday, September 27, 2008 1:41 AM